anthonygherkins: when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
I’VE FOUND IT
pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
My dentist once told me that letting go is like...
notkorra: #that’s a fucking deep dentist visit
assiest: your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am
Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk...– Heat
Photographer Captures Meteor Streaking Through the... →
thehappyfattie: Are you kidding me..
You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.– Princess Mononoke (via wherethemoonwalks)
Wish farts were contagious like yawns– Random guy on twitter
For so many years now I’ve forgotten that I’m in love with Garrett off Quest for Camelot