May 2013
anthonygherkins:
when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
April 2013
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
My dentist once told me that letting go is like...
notkorra:
#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit
assiest:
your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am
Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk...
– Heat
Photographer Captures Meteor Streaking Through the... →
thehappyfattie:
Are you kidding me..
You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.
– Princess Mononoke (via wherethemoonwalks)
March 2013
1 tag
Wish farts were contagious like yawns
– Random guy on twitter
For so many years now I’ve forgotten that I’m in love with Garrett off Quest for Camelot